Sunday, December 30, 2018

December 2018: A Christmas Weekend in New Orleans: Day 4, The End


 Day 4: Sunday 12/24/18

Once again, I was awake relatively early, and surprisingly so was Nick. Since the hotel breakfast had been boring the previous day, we decided to go out for breakfast before we finished packing. We had a couple good options, but decided to go to Mother’s because we knew with all that seating, we probably wouldn’t have to wait a horrific amount of time.

It was about a 10 minute walk from the hotel to Mother’s, which was plenty long enough. It was windy and about 48 degrees this morning. Yup, time to go home… When we got to Mother’s we were pleasantly surprised to find that there was not a line outside. We walked in, and joined the line along the counter. It moved quickly. It also steadily grew longer. Get here by 8:30!

We ordered, and found a table. A server came along pretty quickly to fetch our receipt. And then we waited. After about 15 minutes, just as we were wondering what was up, we heard a polite but heated exchange between our server and another employee. Seems something got lost in translation, and the other employee threw our food away. Needless to say, our food appeared rapidly after that exchange.

So what’d we eat on our last morning in NOLA? I had egg, ham and cheese on a biscuit. Nick had debris, grits, scrambled eggs and a biscuit. It should come as no surprise from these pictures that neither one of us finished our meals. We sure enjoyed trying though.



Once we’d admitted defeat (and wondered if we could get a dozen of those amazing biscuits back to NH safely), we waddled out of the restaurant, past a line that was much longer than we’d seen at lunch on Saturday. Go early folks!

We booked it back to the hotel, because we were pretty sure that the temperature had dropped while we were at Mother’s, and neither one of us had worn a jacket. Once we got back to the hotel, we finished packing, and tried to consolidate the food trash as much as possible. Then we relaxed, listening to the St Charles streetcar until it was just about checkout time.

Checkout was quick, and then I took some pictures in the lobby and in the connecting shopping center that we somehow hadn’t known existed until this morning. The door between the hotel and that hadn’t been open until today.




While I was checking out and picture taking, Nick was chilling with the luggage. When I returned to him, he suggested we go to the UPS store in that adjoining shopping center and see how much it’d cost to ship the pictures we bought in Jackson Square that we hadn’t found any spot for other than the bag they’d been given to us in (they are about an inch too big for my carry on suitcase that I had with me), rather than trying to find a spot for that bag on the plane. So we did.

We won’t discuss the fact that the cost of shipping and packaging was nearly as much as we had paid for the pictures. Or the fact that the lady behind the counter had already craftily taken possession of our pictures before even telling us the cost. But the pictures are currently in the possession of UPS, and we expect to have them delivered to us around January 3rd.

After handing over the pictures to UPS, we requested an Uber. About 2 minutes later, our driver, Mohammed arrived. Mohammed was not chatty at all, but he got us to the airport safely, in a clean car, and in good time. And because we haven’t gotten the hang of timing an Uber request, we arrived nearly 3 hours before flight time. Oh well!

Nick had bought a bottle of Sazerac (Rye?) alcohol to bring home, so we checked our luggage. We were both a bit surprised to see that NOLA did not have the self-tagging kiosks. We’ve flown a lot of Southwest flights in the last couple years, and this is the only airport we’ve seen in that time that doesn’t have them. The line still moved pretty quickly though.

MSY really is a small airport, so security was very close by. There was no one in the pre-check line, so there was no wait for the ID check. And then we both cruised through security. No issue at all with Nick’s belt. UHHHH.

We’re pretty sure they were doing TSA training that morning. There was a PACK of TSOs getting some sort of instruction. Brought a whole new meaning to Thousands Standing Around…

The airport was pretty quiet at that hour, so we walked the length of the B terminal. This ended up being pretty interesting. It seemed as though MSY had had a gate counter decorating contest or something. The counter at every gate was decorated. I only took pictures of the unoccupied ones.









We found a spot to just chill for awhile, before going in search of food, avoiding the gate until the flight before our’s left. I’m pretty sure that was just Nick’s strategy for keeping me from trying to sneak onto a flight. You see the flight right before ours from gate B4 was to Orlando. I clearly had the wrong boarding pass, since mine was for a flight to Baltimore from gate B4…

Getting food was a more interesting experience than anticipated. We had decided to divide and conquer, since Nick decided on a New Orleans hot dog, and that was not really what I wanted to eat before boarding a pressurized metal tube, so I went the sandwich route. This was easier said than done. I stood in the line at Subway for a good 20 minutes, moving maybe 10 feet, before finding a “bistro” with go sandwiches. This line was also slow moving, and they only had Fiji for water, so then I had to go to Hudson News for a water, where I found another line moving at the speed of southern.

By the time I met Nick at our gate, he thought I had decided to walk home or sneak on a different plane. I scarfed my (really good) sandwich, and then we got ready for boarding.

Our first flight was completely full, but actually pushed back from the gate a couple minutes early. It was an uneventful (but bumpy) flight, and we arrived in Baltimore 25 minutes early. This was a relief, as we were scheduled for just a 55 minute layover, and about 20 days earlier, my 55 minute layover in Baltimore turned into walking off one plane 14 minutes before getting in line to board the next. No concern there this time!

We found our next gate area and settled in. The flight next to ours was going to Providence, and there were lots of announcements about boarding, because there were only 80 people scheduled to fly on a plane that holds 175, so they needed to balance the plane during boarding. About the same time I finished chuckling and texting people about that, we were informed that only 112 people were scheduled on our 175 seat flight to Manchester, and we’d be experiencing a similar boarding set up.

Boarding was indeed interesting. Flight attendants had positioned themselves in certain rows, and you had to find seats behind them basically. Because Nick and I were relatively early boarders, but not quite early enough, we got shipped to the back of the bus. Row 28. But...he had the window and I had the aisle, with no one between us. After he had leaned on me for the entire 2 hour flight from NOLA, due to some bump in the wall next to him, it was nice to have some space!

Or so I thought. The man behind me was the classic seat grabber. Our flight to Manchester only lasted about an hour. He must have yanked the top of my seat 20 times in that hour. Not kidding.

Needless to say, I was thrilled to touch down early, even though it meant the holiday hooplah (5 Christmases in less than 36 hours...FAIL) was about to begin. Deplaning was quicker than usual, and our luggage appeared within minutes of us arriving at baggage claim. Ours was also some of the first luggage off the plane. And as an added bonus, the moose was dressed for Christmoose!


Nick’s parents met us curbside, and it was a quick ride back to their house, where the dogs were thrilled to see us, and we attempted to watch the Grinch before crashing for the night. I think Nick and his parents made it through the movie. I didn’t even come close.

Final thoughts:

We are even more in love with New Orleans than we were after our first trip. There’s just something special about that city. The people are amazing, the food is amazing, the spirit is amazing. Sure, it has big city problems. The closer you get to Bourbon Street, the more questionable things you smell. There are beggars. There’s crime. But that definitely does not define that city.

Christmas time in New Orleans was definitely special. I’d go again this time of year in a heartbeat. The atmosphere was amazing and the weather was really pleasant. We lucked out with the weather, but even the weather they had had earlier in the week (rain and 50s) would be an improvement over the tornado and southern swamp weather we experienced in April.

One of these years, our Christmas trip is going to be over Christmas, instead of racing home for Christmas.

Saturday, December 29, 2018

December 2018: A Christmas Weekend in New Orleans: Day 3, Part 2

Day 3, Part 2

After seeing how the other half vacation, we moved on to the last hotel on our Christmas decorations tour: the Hotel Monteleone. Now this is home to the famous (infamous?) Carousel Bar. If we had gotten here a bit later in the morning, or if the hotel decorations had been a bit more involved (you know, requiring more tourist time), we might have stuck around for a drink. Next time! The decorations here were nice, but not so exciting after what we’d already observed this morning.










Once we’d finished checking out the decorations, we decided to work our way toward lunch at the Pat O’Brien’s Courtyard Bar. It was a little early though, so we did some wandering, taking in the sights, sounds and shopping of the French Quarter.












When we were really ready for lunch, we headed over to the Courtyard entrance and were seated immediately. Lunch was hurricanes, crawfish etouffee for Nick, a muffaletta (no olive salad) for me, and hurricane cheesecake for dessert. It was all delicious! And those fries were some of the best fries we’ve ever had.











Pat O’Brien’s has multiple bars within their structure. If you’re sitting down at any of them, you’re served your hurricane in hurricane glasses, that you can take as souvenirs. If you return them, they give you $4 back in cash. You actually have to walk up to a bar to return them. We have 2 glasses from our last trip, that somewhat miraculously made it home, despite our 13 minute connection in Baltimore, and we really have no space for any more glassware in our house. So, after we had finished lunch, we returned the glasses, and put the money towards a hurricane to go ($9). That one was for Nick. The 26 oz hurricane was more than enough for me.

Hurricane in hand, we headed back to Jackson Square because...music and nice weather! And we found exactly that. In fact that somewhat phallic looking African harp created such nice music that Nick bought 3 CDs from the band we listened to for quite awhile. We also found some pictures to buy. Because our house with minimal wall space needs more artwork! And we got a good laugh out of the Jackson Square Santa. We just generally loved the atmosphere of Jackson Square this trip.









Once we’d had our fill of Jackson Square, and I’d sobered up enough to walk back to the hotel, that’s where we headed for a nice long nap.

We both slept for quite awhile, waking up just long enough to agree to cancel our dinner reservation, and then slept a bit more. I guess everything had finally caught up with us. Shortly after waking up for real, it became evident that the Saints had won their football game. How did we know? We could hear some band going down the street outside our hotel, and could tell from the reflecting lights (remember, 10th floor) that they had a police escort. We could also see the lights on the Superdome and other buildings looking gold.





We decided we were hungry, so we headed to Brothers for the real fried chicken. And quickly learned just how seriously this city takes its football. The atmosphere was seriously entertaining. This included the atmosphere in Brothers (“10% more and back of the line for Steelers fans!”). Brothers was hopping, and it was evident that many of the people had been at the game.

We got our fried chicken, and some candy for the plane (and, who am I kidding, the hotel room too), and took it back to the hotel to eat. This chicken was delicious!

Even though it was relatively early by NOLA standards, we decided we were basically done for the night, so we started packing and just relaxed. Tomorrow would be a long day.

December 2018: A Christmas Weekend in New Orleans: Day 3, Part 1

Day 3: Sunday 12/23/18

I was once again awake relatively early, and even Nick was awake around 8. The time difference was pretty helpful for getting out of bed in the morning. We were down at the hotel breakfast shortly after 8:30, along with, it seemed, half the hotel.

We stay at a lot of Hampton Inns, so we’re pretty familiar with their breakfasts. What we have noticed, however, is while they’re all similar, they are also all different. This one was easily one of the more disappointing breakfasts. Minimal protein, even by Hampton Inn standards. Oh well, it’s not like we’re in a city with no food…

Breakfast eaten, we finished getting ready for the day, and set out to see some Christmas decorations in some of the other hotels. I had read that the hotel lobbies get crazy crowded in the evenings, so morning seemed like a good time to go.

Our first stop was the Hotel Roosevelt, just a couple of blocks from our hotel. Have I mentioned we were really in a great location this time? The Hotel Roosevelt is a pretty historic hotel, now owned by Waldorf Astoria. When Nick found that out, he immediately wanted to know how Hilton many points it would take to stay here. The decorations here were over the top, and I totally understood why the crowds would get crazy in this lobby!


















Once we’d gotten our fill of the Christmas lights at the Roosevelt, we headed across Canal Street to our next destination, the Ritz Carlton. I’d read that there was a gingerbread streetcar in the lobby here, so that was something we needed to see.

We almost didn’t see it. The lobby at this hotel is actually on the 3rd floor. It wasn’t until I overheard a group talking that I learned that, and we hopped in an elevator up to the 3rd floor. Nick and I were both very glad that I had overheard that. We were also really glad we had seen the gingerbread Jackson Square the day before, because this blew that out of the water. They had a really pretty courtyard area here too. 

















And can we please discuss a Moet champagne vending machine?! So much cooler than the pickles in the vending machine at the Insectarium! I’d hate to know how many “champagne tokens” are required for a bottle though!